Teacher: tum chote ho ya tumhare papa? Boy: papa! Teacher:woh kaise? Boy: maine to mummy ka dodh pina kab ka chor diya papa abhitak pite hai ==-HUNGAMA_WAP-== Husband: shadi k bad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gai hai.Wife: kutte se kya barabri karoge wo to 10ghanta lund fasa k rakhta hai. Tumhari 2 mint me gand fat jati hai. ==-HUNGAMA_WAP-== Ladki aadmi ke paas gai..... Aadmi ne dekha...... Pakda..... Piche se khola..... Aur dal diya...... Ladki bahot kush thi..... Pahli bar dalwarahi thi na.... Mobile me sim ==-HUNGAMA_WAP-== Ek baccha aunty ke panty dekh bola iske andar kya hai? Aunty: sigri hai. Bhaccha: meri mung falli seku kya? Aunty: nahi sham ko tere uncle esme butta sekenge ==-HUNGAMA_WAP-== Laknow k nawab sahab jate hai to upar se ek bra un par girti hai. Nawab sahab:Wah! Miyaa aam khud kha rahe ho aur chilke hum par phek diya ==-HUNGAMA_WAP-== Teacher: ladkiyan kab badi hote hai?Boys: jab woh bra pahenne lagti hai! Teacher: ladke kab bade hote hai? Girls: jab woh bra utarne lagte hai ==-HUNGAMA_WAP-== Ek bhikari bar girl k ghar bheek mangne jata hai. Aur doodh mangta hai to woh apna nipple munh me laga deti hai wo bola Achcha hua maine pani nahi manga ==-HUNGAMA_WAP-== Ek old man ek ladke ko badi hairat se dekh raha tha Q k usne apne baal Laal hara aur nila kiye huye tha.Boy: Kya babaji jawani mein kabhi kuch aisa nahi kiya kya? Old man: Ek mor ko choda tha shayad tum mere hi bete ho ==-HUNGAMA_WAP-== Old man: doctor meri age me sex style kya hona chahiye! Doc: doggy style. Old man: aapka matlab peeche se daloo. Doc: nahi saale sirf soongh aur chaat ==-HUNGAMA_WAP-== क्या हो लिंग का आकार?
